A man is sitting in a holding cell at a court, awaiting his arraignment and trial. Another man is brought into the cell and sits next to the first man. Both of them are looking pretty confident and care free.
The first man says to the second, “You are looking good, happy, even. Are you innocent?”
“Absolutely. They say the innocent have nothing to fear.”
The first man chuckles a moment, to which the second man says, “Why do you laugh? Are you innocent?”
“Absolutely not!”
“Then why are you chuckling and acting so unconcerned?”
“I have a great attorney.”
“Really? Who is it?”
“That’s Him over there.”
“Dude, that’s the judge!”
“I know! Great attorney, isn’t He!”
--Ogre--
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